Blueberry Nocturne




Feminist.
I make art.
Huge nerd.
Bodybuilding.
Certified Genius.
I'm offensive.
Self-Proclaimed Sexpot.
Pole Dancing Freak.
Body positive as fuck.
Pants suck.
I'm a Graphic Design/Marketing major.

Former Illustration editor for Tumblr.

I don't make sense.





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Me
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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

Posted 15 hours ago | 239,075 notes | via | ©
It’s not that I hate massage therapists. I just hate the massage industry and want to see it abolished. I think massage therapists deserve better than to have to resort to selling their bodies in order to survive. It’s so objectifying for a client to just be allowed to pay a massage therapist to perform that humiliating service on them, and then just throw the massage therapist away like a disposable piece of meat. It’s disgusting and dehumanizing. We need to save the massage therapists so they never have to make a horrific choice like that.
Sound familiar? (via stripperina)
Posted 15 hours ago | 319 notes | via

recentgooglesearches:

i am an adult oh god make it stop

Posted 15 hours ago | 2,420 notes | via | ©
mayanangel:

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

WELCOME TO TUMBLR. We have nuts.

mayanangel:

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

WELCOME TO TUMBLR. We have nuts.

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ja-ll:

same tho

Posted 2 days ago | 28,909 notes | via
theferocity:

Gift from a coworker.

theferocity:

Gift from a coworker.

Posted 2 days ago | 148,409 notes | via | ©
shopjeen:

Da cutest sex toyz!! 💖😍😍💖 get ur stickers at SHOPJEEN.com!!

Omg so cute

shopjeen:

Da cutest sex toyz!! 💖😍😍💖 get ur stickers at SHOPJEEN.com!!

Omg so cute

Posted 2 days ago | 1,347 notes | via | ©

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Posted 2 days ago | 332,535 notes | via | ©

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

Posted 2 days ago | 29,838 notes | via | ©
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

  • Posted 2 days ago | 316,451 notes | via | ©
    Which do you want: the pain of staying where you are, or the pain of growth?
    Judith Hanson Lasater. (via asphyxia-noir)
    Posted 2 days ago | 67,816 notes | via | ©

    thecutestofthecute:

    Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

    Posted 2 days ago | 31,109 notes | via | ©







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