May 2010
May 31st
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I am so weird.
Apparently looking up a review of the best KY lube on the internet is not normal, SOBER, 4 am activity. Is it worse that I also am printing out coupons? STOP JUDGING ME.
May 31st
May 30th
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ListenThe Way We Get By - Spoon
May 29th
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May 29th
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I am terrified of my reflection.
No really, I thought it was a stranger in the window, screamed, ran, and started to cry. Do I really not recognize myself that bad?
May 29th
May 28th
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RIP GARY COLEMAN
treylewis21: madaladeparade: deepdownsouth: I LOVE U SO MUCH BBY :( WHAT?! WHATCHU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WILLIS? …too soon. 
May 28th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (519): i finally watched harry potter… a tad unrealistic if you ask me… i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
May 28th
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“My Pokemon game is staring ButtBoy and his rival AnalLad. I love my life.”
May 27th
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: Hipsters don't call themselves hipsters; therefore, you are no where near a hipster.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
May 24th
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May 23rd
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txtsfrmlstnght: (905): She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris. Win.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
May 21st
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May 20th
May 20th
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May 20th
May 19th
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May 19th
SQUEAK.
Katlyn: Do you notice when my pants squeak?
Lexie: Yeah it sounds like there's a mouse in your cooter.
May 19th
May 19th
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HOLY SHIT MAN, NOT COOL.
Some bastard shot my cat! D: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
May 18th
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May 17th
“Native Americans are the most successful strippers, because when they dance they...”
– best. joke. ever.
May 17th
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I would really love it if
they actually put Zooey Dechanel on the cover of Cosmopolitan. I took one of their surveys, and that was a question. So hopefully it’s an option? I’d buy that in a heartbeat. 
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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My day will...
Be grand. Why? Because I just downloaded the instrumental music from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog and my boyfriends coming over. Say hello to the loud and supposedly talented couple belting out some awesome musicaly goodness into my web cam. Be warned, the video may find itself on the internet later.
May 15th
May 15th
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I could have sent this in... But I like dating a...
txtsfrmlstnght: (757): He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he “wanted to see”. I need to stop dating nerds.
May 15th
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