I am so weird.
Apparently looking up a review of the best KY lube on the internet is not normal, SOBER, 4 am activity. Is it worse that I also am printing out coupons? STOP JUDGING ME.
The Way We Get By - Spoon
I am terrified of my reflection.
No really, I thought it was a stranger in the window, screamed, ran, and started to cry. Do I really not recognize myself that bad?
RIP GARY COLEMAN
treylewis21: madaladeparade: deepdownsouth: I LOVE U SO MUCH BBY :( WHAT?! WHATCHU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WILLIS? …too soon.
txtsfrmlstnght: (519): i finally watched harry potter… a tad unrealistic if you ask me… i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My Pokemon game is staring ButtBoy and his rival AnalLad. I love my life.
Anonymous asked: Hipsters don't call themselves hipsters; therefore, you are no where near a hipster.
txtsfrmlstnght: (905): She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris. Win.
Katlyn: Do you notice when my pants squeak?
Lexie: Yeah it sounds like there's a mouse in your cooter.
HOLY SHIT MAN, NOT COOL.
Some bastard shot my cat! D: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Native Americans are the most successful strippers, because when they dance they...– best. joke. ever.
I would really love it if
they actually put Zooey Dechanel on the cover of Cosmopolitan. I took one of their surveys, and that was a question. So hopefully it’s an option? I’d buy that in a heartbeat.
My day will...
Be grand. Why? Because I just downloaded the instrumental music from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog and my boyfriends coming over. Say hello to the loud and supposedly talented couple belting out some awesome musicaly goodness into my web cam. Be warned, the video may find itself on the internet later.
I could have sent this in... But I like dating a...
txtsfrmlstnght: (757): He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he “wanted to see”. I need to stop dating nerds.