March 2011
Tumblr, why does your e-mail uploader not work?
I keep trying to send you videos of my cat but you just will not post them.

I'm video taping my cat.
I can’t wait to put that up here.
Play
Can I just puke and get it over with?
PLEASE. I’M DYING HERE.
February 2011
I've spent a majority of my day feeling like I'm going to puke.
SUPER SEXY, RIGHT?
New moleskine.
Time to go nuts.
Someone turn out the light. Stop breathing so loud. I never realized how much noise a keyboard could make.
I think I’m going to puke. Oh goody. A hangover. I got what I had coming to me I guess. I have class in an hour. I’m still in bed. I want to die. Someone please kill me.
Alright for self destructive behavior! Oh god exclamation points hurt to type because I yell in my head when I reread my sentence. That’s. Bad. I better leave early, maybe I can pick up a gatorade or something.
All my gifs move too fast to look at. I give up on putting something cute here.
You are golden. <3
OH THANK YOU SIR
I’m having a horrible evening.
Do not mix blgging with alcohol.
~SHOTS~
~RUM AND COKE~
~TYPOS~
What the deuce is 'brunk'?
DRUCNK.
I’m DRUNK.
I am trying to look not brunk. It