July 2011
June 2011
I've spent the past 5 hours drawing.
I officially feel terrible. Sitting in the same position for so long really fucked me up.
#I hate my lady parts right now, they are being evil bleeeegh
+50 awkward points
I’ll leave a 20 on the dresser in the morning ♥
I love you so much for this.I tell people how much I love it.And I’m glad someone else verbalizes it how sexellent.
I’ll tell anyone! It’s fantastic! Some people have the audacity to call me a slut for enjoying it and talking about it, they must be doing something wrong.
I’m sex positive and proud.
....i may or may not have just recorded your beautiful tits&gravy song on my phone so i could use it as a ringtone forever.......
I love you.
- Lexie's black friend: Where do you live so I can slap you
- Lexie: I'm not going to tell you where I live! I would like to keep my TV
- Me: OH MY GOD.
Talking about the Kinect
- Lexie: I got the Kinect when it first came out, and it sucked. I had to stand on my couch to make it work
- Lexie's black friend: yeah, it won't work for me.
- Lexie: BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK
“Where is my box of cat turds?”
—Lexie (via mollyemelia)
- Lexie: Oh, we're just talking about how cute my boyfriend is and Digiorno
- Lexie's black friend: Yeah, I don't care about either of those
I’m going to be one of those obnoxious people who says LOL ME
I’d like not to be one of those creepy people who already have BUT
