March 2012
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February 2012
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All my facebook ads are for Applebee's.
Make this shit go away. I’m sick and it’s my day off. Let me stalk people without being reminded of work please.
Psychiatry taught me that you have to come up with your own version of neurotic...
– John Waters
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Oh hey, I hate my job.
I FEEL AWESOME. NO REALLY.
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Everything is wrong this week.
If just one thing could turn out right that would be great.
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My iTunes is a near barren wasteland of music I...
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Dear asshole who stole my birth control pills at...
I hate you. Please die.
I hope you enjoy that half used pack of lady hormones. No really. Have fun.
SERIOUSLY. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
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Today sucked. I'm buying a new vibrator. Happy...
Dear college, thanks for finally processing my financial aid today.
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I didn’t get anything for Valentines Day.
Everyone at work was bragging about getting flowers, jewelry, candy and going for dinner and all that jazz and I had to watch a constant stream of overly adorable couples wander into Applebee’s the whole evening. It made me feel pretty darn shitty. I mean, this is the first Valentines Day I wasn’t single and… It was...
Getting dressed to go on a super quick Valentines...
Eeeeee I’m so excited!
Being sick ain’t no thing right now.
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adrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
Oh god oh god oh god
Fuck The Grammys, I'm watching The BAFTAs.
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Killllll meeeee
I’m sick and I have to work for like 11 hours today.